23 4 / 2014

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via thedayisadream)

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23 4 / 2014

  • Yo: u got kik?

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23 4 / 2014

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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23 4 / 2014

skyestan:

Orientation sounds like they all have to put on the scarf of sexual preference

is that what it is

because that’s what it should be

(Source: marysuepoots, via thedayisadream)

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23 4 / 2014

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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23 4 / 2014

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

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23 4 / 2014

pleatedjeans:

Rate My Professor. via

pleatedjeans:

Rate My Professor. via

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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23 4 / 2014

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via thathilariousasian)

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23 4 / 2014

  • Yo: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • Yo: 11:01
  • Yo: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

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23 4 / 2014

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via thathilariousasian)

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23 4 / 2014

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

(via thathilariousasian)

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