18 8 / 2014

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

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18 8 / 2014

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

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18 8 / 2014

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

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18 8 / 2014

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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18 8 / 2014

  • Yo: go ask
  • Yo: no you go ask
  • Yo: no you
  • Yo: fine can i have ketchup

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18 8 / 2014

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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18 8 / 2014

itslikeapendulum:

itslikeapendulum:

Someone put a framed picture of Bill Cosby with all the awards at my school. It’s been there for three weeks now.

Alright, so this picture was taken down a few months ago, which was quite devastating. But now, some of the school computers aren’t working. Why is that, you may ask?

Bill Cosby has returned, this time to the log-in screen of our computers.

itslikeapendulum:

itslikeapendulum:

Someone put a framed picture of Bill Cosby with all the awards at my school. It’s been there for three weeks now.

Alright, so this picture was taken down a few months ago, which was quite devastating. But now, some of the school computers aren’t working. Why is that, you may ask?

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Bill Cosby has returned, this time to the log-in screen of our computers.

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18 8 / 2014

  • Yo: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • Yo: uses computer without headphones

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18 8 / 2014

urbanmemefitters:

this kid really wanted to buy weed from me

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18 8 / 2014

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18 8 / 2014

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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18 8 / 2014

  • Yo: babe come over
  • Yo: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  • Yo: my parents aren't home
  • Yo: I literally just put them in the oven

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18 8 / 2014

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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